And the answer is:  about an hour by car.

This is the part where I wake up Mr. Tea and tell him about this, only to have him respond either with a “been there, done that” kind of answer, or (more likely) an “I’ve lived here for 18 years but never heard of that, where do you find these crazy things” answer.  Ooh, or the very typical “I know about it but it’s so far away that I’ve never been.”