Dead, Dead, Dead by Juan Schwartz
You might not know that I worked in retail for ten years in America, in a variety of stores that all had one thing in common: They completely sucked the life out of my holiday seasons. Cranky, frantic shoppers left all of us who worked there counting the days until the season was just over.
One of my coworkers, who was also my roommate for a number of years, started making everyone an anti-Christmas compilation CD every year, entitled Fuck Christmas. They were the best thing ever after a long day of dealing with shouty people or ridiculous holiday-related family drama. I still listen to them a lot and laugh.
So, if you’re just not feeling it this season, you might enjoy this!

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